The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 256 is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 10.842 billion Join Lily have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Industry receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 493 trillion Join Lilies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 45,559 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is under the thumb of countless special interests, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 256's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 256 is ranked 173,345^th in the world and 3,864^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.